Leapy Lee LEAPY LEE SAYS IT OTHERS THINK IT
“DADDY,” says the little boy, looking enquiringly up at his Father. “Why do we wear these long white robes?” “Well my son,” replies his Dad. ‘That’s to keep the flies away and the mosquitoes from biting our arms and legs.’ ‘Oh I see’, says the boy. ‘And Dad, why do…
LAST week's decision to accept a Sharia law ruling into a British court, is yet another highly predictable nail in the crumbling coffin of both Christianity and Western culture. The fact that it seemed quite a fair and reasonable Sharia rule simply has nothing to do with it. The High…
CONTRARY to the popular opinions of some who regret the human ageing process, I think the last thing I would want to be in this day and age would be a teenager. Heaven only knows how most of today's youngsters are going to cope with the ‘slings and arrows’ of…
CAN anyone please tell me what the hell is actually going on with this planet of ours? The whole shebang seems to be teetering on some kind of destabilising precipice with our so-called leaders stumbling through it all in a complete befuddled daze. Politics groping through a tangled jungle of…
ONE of the real problems with the social media is that it allows the snowflakes and bordering nutters to seek each other out. Whereas, at one time someone with totally off the wall ideas would hardly come across any like-minded individuals, they can now contact them at the touch of…
WHY is it always the black and Asian minorities that constantly whine on about racism? What about the white majorities, that have to put up with racist insinuations on an almost daily basis? White people are accused of just about every injustice that ever befell humankind: ‘The white man pillaged…
As far as I’m concerned, these so called graffiti ‘artists,’ are not only a blight on the landscape but a blight on our whole society. Their daubs scrawls and indiscriminate obscenities, desecrate our buildings, bridges, rolling stock and just about anything else that gets in the way of their sanctimonious…
AND so, it begins. It should come as no surprise to anyone that one of the first pledges by Sajid Javid, the UK’s new Home Secretary, is to declare war on Theresa May’s immigration policies. After all, how dare she follow the will of most of the electorate and come…
PERSONALLY, I think the crime wave of tsunami-like proportions, which is at the moment practically engulfing the UK, has very little to do with the countries lack of police resources. I believe a large part of the blame can be firmly apportioned to the breakdown of the family unit. Huge…
I DON’T think the position of British politicians could have been demonstrated more clearly than their actions concerning two situations that arose in London recently. On one side of the city a man was being arrested outside the law courts (under some weak excuse of a past contempt charge), for…
WHAT on earth is going on with the British police force? They continually gripe about being undermanned and ill equipped. They moan about being so weighed down with work they have been forced to downgrade ‘risk assessment’ of crimes to a ridiculous level and are constantly moaning that they simply…
TEN years ago, your average Brit in the street wouldn’t have had a clue as to the meaning or origins of Ramadan. This year you would have to be a recluse in a moon cave to miss out on what is actually the most important Muslim celebration of the year.…
TO all of you waiting with bated breath for the conclusion of my kangaroo spotting adventure... I’ve decided not to tell you! I jest, I jest! Assuming there are still some of you interested in the outcome of my Australian saga, I promise to polish it off in this edition.…
SO, there he stood. Rick the Roo Boy, 6.30am, outside my hotel room, dangling some bewhiskered rodent up to the spy hole and asking ‘if I was ready?’ For those who missed last week’s introduction to this Australian saga, I was touring the great ‘down under’ and while appearing in…
GREAT excitement is now building in the Leaps residence. In less than three weeks time the ol’ boy’s musical is finally being workshopped in Australia. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to attend personally, but my extremely talented co-writer is there and will oversee the whole thing, including a video, so…
THOSE glorious words from the pen of Robert Browning have, to me, never been more evident than in the last few days of yet another quick sojourn to the old country. Personally, for me the piece should actually be slightly amended, and the word England replaced by ‘London.’ A few…
I FIRST met Cliff Richard in 1958. At the time I was living in Finsbury Park, in the same digs as Bruce Welch and Hank Marvin, later to form the wonderful Shadows. The boys brought him to the house, introducing him as Harry and adding enthusiastically that, they were ‘going…
I MUST confess I thought long and hard about the subject matter for this week’s blurb. I actually had a number of events I could have covered, including the arrest of the OAP who, in the act of protecting his home and family killed a scum burglar, or the disgraceful…
OH dear. Poor little dinkums. Didn’t the sight of all those weeping willow wielders fair bring a tear to your eyes? Well it didn’t mine. These so called Australian ‘sportsmen’ were not sports at all. They were cheats. They weren’t crying because they were repentant, they were crying because they…
GREAT contender for our, ‘You thought you’d heard it all’ trophy this week. British police will now no longer attend any shoplifting episodes unless the ‘haul’ exceeds £200! Apparently, this new policy, which effectively decriminalises shoplifting, has been quietly introduced by ministers over the last few months. Well, we’re all…

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